Archive for March, 2011:

This entry was posted on Mar 28 2011 by Savannah Webber

Celebrities Going Back To School

On average most people go to university in order to further their education in the hope it’ll lead to better career roles, higher wages and success. So, forgive us if we at Ahlan! find it slightly strange when successful, and rich, celebrities decide to go back to school and back into the education system when they’ve already made it. Confused like us? Meet the stars who just love to learn…

Natalie PortmanSubject: PsychologyWhy go back: Natalie’s one of those rare child stars that actually turned out good. Not only has she managed to avoid scandals – aside from the slight issue of her pregnancy out of wedlock, of course – but she has remained grounded. Largely because her parents, who were strict disciplinarians, ensured she concentrated on her studies before her acting. As such t

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This entry was posted on Mar 27 2011 by Kai Conacher

Mary Kate Olsen Has A Furry Friday

Mary Kate Olsen Has A Furry Friday

Can we stop pretending that Mary-Kate Olsen has this amazing sense of style? Anyone can close their eyes and randomly pick clothes out of their closet like she does. She looks like she robbed a Salvation Army.

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This entry was posted on Mar 23 2011 by Sienna Mawby

Chris Brown Apologizes for GMA Tantrum, ‘Surprised’ By Rihanna Questions

Chris Brown has been working hard to re-establish his image since his 2009 guilty plea to assault on then-girlfriend and fellow pop star Rihanna. However, Brown took a step backward yesterday after Good Morning America questions surprised and disturbed him on a day he thought would focus on his new album, F.A.M.E.. After performing “Yeah 3x”, Brown stormed off the GMA set, allegedly tearing off his shirt and throwing a chair into the window of his dressing room. The window shattered and rained glass into Times Square.

While the media was quick to condemn Brown for his actions, the singer pointed out in an apology Wednesday night that he was merely letting out steam and did not hurt anyone. Dur

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This entry was posted on Mar 21 2011 by Savannah Webber

Hollywood Headaches: Sheen and Kimmel man-kiss

Charlie Sheen popped a surprise visit to Jimmy Kimmel’s show Monday night, where he French kissed the late-night talk show host.

“My head is still spinning,” Kimmel Tweeted.

Spinning: [spin-ing] verb. A post-traumatic faux euphoria by means of powder inhalation via grazing Sheen’s pores.

What? Precisely.

According to PerezHilton.com, Kimmel cut out Charlie’s last line of the show:

“That whore Sarah Silverman left this at my house,” as he slammed a toothbrush on the desk.

I kinda laughed at that.

Kimmel also Tweeted:

“Legend has it that if Charlie Sheen kisses you at midnight, you turn into a whorewolf.”

Sorry dudes. It would appear that there is now a plethora of furry porn stars.

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